Ode to Britney Spears

Has been calling to her faraway fans
Her bore-dom declared-and the bars closed down
Has Been calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls
Has Been calling, now don't look at us
All that phoney Britney-mania has bitten the dust
Has Been calling, see she ain't got no swing'
Cept for the ring of that baby-fat thing

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The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Hits have stop coming and the act is growing thin
Another career error, but I have no fear
Has Been is drowning-and I live by the river

Has Been calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, sister, an' go it alone
Has Been calling upon the groupie of death
Quit holding out-and draw another breath
Has Been calling-and she don't wanna shout
But when she was talking-I saw you sneaking out
Has Been calling, see she got no more highs
Except for her fans waving good-bye

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Now get this
Has Been calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know what they said?
Well, some of it was true!
Has Been calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give us a smile?

I never felt so much a' drunk, a’ drunk, a’ drunk